gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

posted 17 hours ago with 5 notes

today is my last chem lab experiment of the semester and Passover ends tonight THIS IS AMAZING

fappuclno:

 HW at the end of the school year
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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

kohenari:

Why aren’t there photos of more presidents reading to children? Did previous presidents not read to children as much as Obama does? Or were they simply not as good at it?

There should be a Tumblr for this. And they should all be reading “Where The Wild Things Are.”

posted 1 day ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: "You are a beautiful person."

Thank you anon

"ye"
— where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via dutchster)

Step - Vampire Weekend

We were trying to make some living, breathing album art with this one." —Rostam

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