"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
orange is the new black meme
[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset
I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this. I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand? I can’t go back.
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
i woke up like this (filled with existential dread)
*makes post about wanting to make aliyah. loses followers* back to hiatus
the desire to make aliyah gets stronger every day i miss israel so much that my bones ache
You gave to me all I know
I will stay here, I will not go….