i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”
could someone please come pick up their crying child
Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman.
a model is going to play margo (who is described as being curvy) in paper towns
im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
i have my first organic chemistry exam tomorrow at 8:30am and kind words/positive vibes would be much appreciated rn!!
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
Letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness.
before writing your au, consider the following:
- meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au
- monopoly night au
- commiserating on a night shift at mcdonalds au
- you were the only one that offered to help me move in au
- marching band au
- sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
- working in a museum au
- panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au